Just mADE A PArabola og urine
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I have already put on my inside pants.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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