So drunk its hurt
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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