I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Of course I have a pirate flag
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
i now understand why vodka
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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