i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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