Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
The air was thick with penises
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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