I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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