He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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