she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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