Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Randomize