yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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