so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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