I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
