We're facebook friends in real life
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
