Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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