just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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