You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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