Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Why can't burritos get me drunk
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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