He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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