I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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