some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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