Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
soo... how was my night?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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