I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
COCAINE IS GR8
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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