Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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