I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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