last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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