Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
im on a boat
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