this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
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I need you to use more vowels.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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