where am i from again
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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