What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
