I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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