lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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