I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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