sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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