Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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