The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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