We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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