Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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