moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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