guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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