you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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