Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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