Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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