Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
True strength comes from lack of pants
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