i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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