I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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