Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
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