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took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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