So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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