lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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