OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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