i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
