But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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