apparently the secret to your success is patron
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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