I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
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Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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