Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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